Oh, come on. Don't worry. I got some advice about this earlier from a friend. And after that, do I put it inside? You see, that's the interesting part. You don't even have to put it inside. Just rub against it and you're good. Sometimes a little less is more, you know? A little less is more, huh? And if you're having trouble keeping it in there, don't worry about it. What do you mean? I'm just saying not everyone has the right equipment to do it properly. Huh, is that so? Oh, gotta go. All right, I'll talk to you later, Cass. I did it. Fuck you, hell, and you stupid elastic bitch. You see, sometimes a little less is more. I thought of that just now. Oh, enough games. Stick that big dick up my dirty little butthole. Oh, yes, that's it, baby, stick it in me. So anal? So what? So what? I've never had anything up there before. Eh, it's not that bad. Yeah, well, not all of us can contort our bodies into a pretzel, Helen. You could probably stick a watermelon up there and you wouldn't feel a thing. You know this won't work, right? What won't? This whole "going through his favorite porn tags" thing. This won't stop him from going to those websites, you know. Oh, whatever. What do you know? Okay. If you want my advice, just relax and don't stress over it. Superpowers or no, it really isn't that bad. Hmm, all right, so did it still hurt when you gave birth to the person? All right, just go easy now, okay? Helen says it won't be so bad. But maybe since this is my first time, we should… Cupcakes! Oh, that was anal, all right?
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